My youngest sister and I planned this months ago after I bought my new car. She couldn’t or didn’t have the time for me to go all the way to Bend, Oregon where she lives, so compromised on Charbonneau Park, not too far from the Tri-Cities where we grew up.
I promised Elsa and Tommy I would return by Sunday. Tommy appeared confused and mewed incessantly as I packed my car with tent, sleeping bag, mat, and cot. Then I got into my car and headed south from Cheney to Tri-Cities.
The drive proved uneventful, which is comforting at my age. I generally don’t care about unexpected things to suddenly pop up for no reason. Tamera and I communicated frequently to where we both were in relation to our destination. We will meet at the Walmart in Pasco on Road 68.
Now, back in the day when we were growing up there, that portion of Pasco was populated by farms and desert; no more. A mini mall of businesses, a baseball field for the single A Tri-City Dust Devils, restaurants and big box stores overtook that piece of God’s land from the gophers, coyotes, and sagebrush.
Naturally, it was a Friday afternoon, it was no surprise that Walmart was filled with shoppers. I was lucky enough to find a handicap parking space for me to park and wait for her and her daughter/my niece, Sonya, to get whatever they needed and come outside where they would go to the county park and camp for two and a half days.
I didn’t even think of texting her to get me some milk for breakfast, but that is another anecdote for later. Instead I sat and waited while various people came and went. Walmart if nothing else, is the melting pot and example of democracy at work as everybody of every ethnic persuasion come here to shop and get along as Americans should.
Eventually she and Sonya come out and walk to the car; can’t miss seeing a purple Charger in any parking lot. I was going to get out and do the customary hugs, but she stopped me.
“Let’s go put this in my car and go to the restaurant you found.” While I waited, she asked me to find a good Mexican restaurant. As luck would have it, there was one just around the block from Walmart. It had a high Google rating at least. So we headed there.
Then I got out and we hugged each other. It had been going on a year since we met up in Moses Lake for a competition with Sonya and her high school rodeo team. Naturally, I get emotional whenever we meet because we don’t see each other that often.
We then went inside and got a booth, and the hostess gave us pleasant smiles, and we ordered non-alcoholic drinks: Sprites for them and water for me. I hoped she didn’t get that order mixed up and didn’t to my relief. I swore off carbonated beverages years ago because the consequences of diabetes and tooth decay has become an issue with me.
I ordered a Fajita while Sonya ordered a burrito and Tamera ordered a taco that also included rice and refried beans. Half an hour later Tamera received the bill from the server and decided that I should pay the bill since it was my idea. I laughed but agreed to pay it.
I knew it was my idea to show off my car to her and her daughter, but at the same time it wasn’t necessarily my idea to go to this restaurant and have a sit-down meal. I let it go because we are family and she has done me favors in the past that I definitely appreciated especially on those occasions where my soon to be ex-wife was an issue.
Afterwards we headed to the campsite she reserved. I don’t know how much that was and so I also didn’t quibble over buying dinner for that matter either. It’s all fair with family, I surmised.
We ended up on top of a bluff that even the gatekeeper admitted was for RVs not tent camping. Needless to say, we had a hard time finding good spots that were relatively flat to pitch out tents on. My tent was near my car on a slight incline, not bad, and theirs was fifty feet further down near a beech tree next to each other, though their cant was a bit more than mine.
Tamera had an air mattress, Sonya her sleeping pad and bag, and I had a cot, sleeping bag and I opted not to inflate mattress, leaving it in the trunk of the car. After we set up our tents we then just talked about the kinds of stuff family members generally discuss on such occasions.
Mostly we were just catching up on the latest with our own family news, yarns of past experiences on similar camping trips with our parents, and general views about ourselves, faults, and fears that only tight and intimate family members share.
We then decided to go fishing down the inlet by the river off a dock. Back in my younger days I had no problem walking to the nearby dock from the parking lot where boats were launched from this inlet. But then again I didn’t have this foot-drop issue that my foot came down turning my ankle in a most hideous fashion that I’m sure caused both to twinge in anxiety that I might twist or break my ankle.
The way there, half buried rock cropped up exposing angles that if I had not had a stroke over twenty years ago I could have simply walked over without effort. But here I was maneuvering over these very rocks praying that I didn’t misstep or turn my ankle to where an ambulance would be dispatched out to take me to the ER in Pasco some twenty miles away.
Once we got down the dock then it was just as much fun balancing myself whenever a small ripple of a wave brushed the side of the pontoons supporting the dock. So here I was trying to cast it out with my right arm, placing the bale back in place with my left hand and switching hands to hold the rod in my left while reeling in the four-pound test with lure, weights, and bobber with my right.
Sonya caught the first fish. It was a small fry trout or bass. I didn’t get a particularly good look at it considering I was busy trying to maintain my balance, cast out my line and switching hands to reel in the line.
Tamera came back from the other side of the dock with her rod and line but lacking gear. Apparently her setup got snagged by a rock or that nasty milfoil that’s all over the river’s shore no matter where we go.
“Are you ready to go back?” Tamera asked. I had just set my stuff down and wanted to take a break since my back was starting to spasm a bit.
“Sure I suppose we should,” I replied as I began walking back up toward the ramp and heading along the rocky jetty back to my car and the parking lot.
“Where’s your brace?” Tamera asked.
“I got rid of it years ago because I didn’t think I needed to wear one anymore. Each new one I have to get costs over a thousand dollars, you know.”
“I’d say you need one now by the looks of things,” she opined honestly.
I ignored her, concentrating on keeping from breaking my ankle as my foot continued to drop sideways along the rocky path back to the parking lot.
We came back to the campsite just as the sun set in the west and we ate the food from the container the restaurant provided. Afterwards, I went to my tent and laid on my cot with the expectation I would fall right to sleep. I think it was around one or two in the morning when the noise stopped, and the horny crickets stopped, and the biting flies and mosquitos stopped so I finally fell asleep. Two hours later, I had to get up and go outside to go potty.
There is a public restroom up from where we had our set up. There was no way I had any intention of walking up there with only my t-shirt on and nothing else. Instead I just stood outside the tent and let nature do its business. I felt sorry for my sister and niece since they obviously couldn’t get away with doing something like that, though at that time they probably could.
I had a heck of a time getting myself rearranged and comfortable enough to fall back to sleep. Then the train rolled by, blaring its horn loud enough to wake the dead. I saw the twilight of early dawn and said to myself, screw it. I got dressed and went out to my car, engaged the ignition, and thought, I should go and pick up some milk for my cereal.
I also decided that we should buy some nightcrawlers so that we could have a better chance at catching a smallmouth bass than what we had. I looked at my fuel gauge and thought it would be a good idea to get gas for Violet as well. That’s her name by the way.
So I fastened my seat belt did a navigator search off Google maps and drove to the nearest convenience store in Burbank, a small village just outside Pasco along the Snake River. I headed there with the sun rising to my left.
Some time ago, I don’t know who or when, but this engineer came up with this brilliant idea to put round abouts rather than traffic signals and stop signs at intersections. I’m still getting used to the concept and I drove on the right-side lane not even realizing in my half-awake condition that the consequence was getting off the road I was on and heading onto the freeway and away from my intended destination.
Naturally, I cursed myself and stupidity as I headed over the Snake River bridge to the Sacajawea State Park entrance and coming back and onto that same road again but at another angle. The navigator probably thought it funny that I got disoriented so soon.
Apparently none of my credit cards work on any fuel pump here and I had to resort to using my debit card instead, thus spending more of my available funds from my checking account than I had bargained for. There was also a limited supply of milk. Either a full gallon or pint sized were my two options. Well I don’t even buy gallons of milk at home. It would go bad before I finished it. So I opted instead for the pint size container of milk that is probably as expensive as the half gallon sizes I normally buy at home. Now I was mad at myself again for not asking my sister to get me a quart-sized container at Walmart the day before.
When I returned, her Ford Edge was gone. It’s black with leather seats and as many if not more bells and whistles as my car. I wondered where she could have gone when she came back a minute or so later.
“I was going to go with you, but you just took off,” she informed me with a bemused expression on her fifty-eight-year-old as of today face.
“Oh, sorry,” I replied. “I was getting everything else organized and didn’t think you were out of bed yet.”
“I couldn’t sleep last night.”
“Me neither,” I concurred.
She brought worms and coffee from her car.
“Damn, that’s what I forgot to get, coffee.” Though neither of us thought of it, we both could’ve brought our own since there was an available electrical outlet to plug a coffee maker into. I even went online to see if Keurig made coffee makers with twelve-volt cords for cars. They don’t.”
“I know and I have a Keurig at home but didn’t bring it.”
“So much for planning for these contingencies,” I stated with irony. I went to get my cereal from the trunk where the ice chest with my food that I planned to eat for the next two days was stored. I opened a package of cereal and poured the pint of milk on the raisin bran and borrowed a plastic spoon and began chowing down my breakfast.
“When Sonya gets up and is ready we’ll go somewhere else to fish.”
“That’s fine. When I did my initial shopping trip on Monday, I bought these sandal things.” I showed her what I was wearing; camouflage crocs that were plastic and presumably waterproof. “I asked about aqua socks, but apparently they aren’t made anymore.”
Tamera nodded. “They look comfortable and wide enough that you shouldn’t turn your ankle about.”
“I guess we wait then for Sonya.”
Continue Part Two next week.