Beware of Your Best Friend

I watched the 60 minutes episode last Sunday and I was stunned to learn that birds aren’t real. I got to thinking that Man’s best friend, our family lap dog that we have trusted for thousands of years could also be a CIA inspired robotic automaton.

Think about it, we take our pets to our veterinarian, who is actually a CIA operative, who while you look on gives them “shots” to prevent Parvo or distemper but in actuality are injecting them with transmitters to eavesdrop on our personal conversations.

Oh yes they wag their tails and fetch stuff for our amusement, but in actuality they are zeroing in on everything we say and the CIA records our conversations. If we speak ill of the government then we are taken in the middle of the night from our homes and put into reeducation camps while our dogs are euthanized and replaced by a cleverly recreation of Rover or Princess. Then when you are released, your best friend is there to greet you.

Scary, isn’t it? And don’t get me started with your cat or goldfish. I wouldn’t trust that hamster or guineapig either. The CIA probably have them bugged as well. It’s all a conspiracy.

Don’t trust anybody or anything!

Published by Jerry Schellhammer

Jerry, a published author of both published and self-published books, is devoting his time and efforts to his craft after having retired from the previous job as a janitor at Northern Quest Resort and Casino. He now calls Gooding, Idaho his home. Writing is his passion and he now has a successfully published book and another on the way to being published later this year. He has a BA in English with emphasis in professional writing from Washington State University. His website: is available for everyone to see. In it are the lists of published books available both through Amazon and Barnes & Noble in eBook and print format.

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